The new bae #stethoscope #ems #ambulance #volunteer #thefuture


The new bae #stethoscope #ems #ambulance #volunteer #thefuture

Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.
(via icanrelateto)


Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

Don’t volunteer.


Decided to work some OT.
After hustling all shift the final 4 of my shift should be cake…

Naaaaaah. GSW requiring level 1 trauma center, unconscious diabetic who’s water broke, and it’s only been 2 hours.

Texted my usual partner. Their response? “You by yourself are a rolling black cloud of suck. My white turns things grey.”

True story


Good Vibes HERE
I love postictal patients
Me: Do you have any allergies?
Pt: I have two red bones.
Me: How old are you?
Pt: 75...or 65? 25. Somewhere in there.
(Correct answer was 57)

She once asked me
the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied


She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence

Nav K, my favourite poem (via navk)


okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it