|—||Clementine von Radics|
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever
So if you ever want to know anything about my weight this is it. I too was very sick. Very sick. Very, very, very sick. Jack could count my ribs. But all I got were compliments. It was the most psychologically damaging thing that ever happened to me, because nobody noticed I was sick and needed help, they just thought I was pretty. Meanwhile I was literally malnourished and starving, unable to eat because of a skeletal deformity and years upon years of this thinocracy complimenting. My body is weak now, even though it’s a better weight. I was too thin to dance, I was too thin to swim, I was too thin to do anything but sit in my room and sleep all the time.
Please never ever act like thin is a compliment.
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
Imagine the sex
It would be out of this world
….that’s mass effect
I like this.
Sometimes it does not go our way….